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Up until now, Grinkle was worried the other babies wouldn't accept him. But lots of reassurance from the mayor has given Grinkle the confidence he needs to make friends! All the babies love Grinkle! Unsurpisingly, the babies see Grinkle the same as everyone else. Everyone is accepted in Baby City! \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWARNING:\u003c\/strong\u003e This product is hand-crafted and is NOT safety tested. \u003cstrong\u003eIT IS NOT FOR CHILDREN OR PETS.\u003c\/strong\u003e Items created by The Chad Factory contain small and\/or moving parts (plastic pellets, plastic eyes, moving joints, feathers, etc.), which can be hazardous to children and pets. Please keep these products out of reach of both children and pets. 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